The Trireme -
Times Alba supplement

The Trireme is awarded for what one freelance called the "worst terms since I was last chained to the oars".

This issue's nomination goes to the Times' Alba supplement, expecting travel pieces for £0 on, it seems, the basis that there are freebies.

We must again mention, too, Alamy, licensing a photo to the Sun for (net) $0.72 (£0.57 on press day).